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Monday, March 9, 2020

That Can't Be Good (I'm Back)



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I'm about to lose my mind, I've been gone for so long......

I need to apologize. It has been TOO FUCKING LONG since I have written anything. I have been thinking about it, and needing to do it, and now we are here. What happened??
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Well, work took off. When you are hustling a company and you get the call to "go", you fucking go. You also go several months with little sleep. But that's okay. Why?
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Because we are ALIVE! Yes, I said it! My family and I went to China in the start of 2020. That was a great time, until some asshole decided to sneeze. Next thing you know, stock in corona went to shit and I was quarantined to a hotel. You know it is bad when China, one of the most populated places in the world, looks like the South on a Sunday morning. For those not familiar, everyone in the South goes to church on Sunday and you finally get to drive without someone cutting you off, screaming profanity at you, and making you question whether that is WWJD (what would Jesus do)?

Of course, we got back safe and sound. I say that like it was no big deal, but we were on one of the last commercial flights from China to the US.
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I have some other shit that I can share later (and I will!) but then I finally got a chance to post something. Keep in mind I have not posted in a while, so I logged in to expect nothing. 'Lo and behold, however, my shit has been lit up! Half of it is Russian, so I have to assume y'all hacked my shit. The other part I saw was that I got a TON from Hong Kong. I mean, metric FUCK TONNE from Hong Kong. Like, I knew y'all were locking down for the coronavirus, but surely you can find something better than reading old posts of mine.
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With that said, THANK YOU! I am sorry everyone's country is getting fucked up. On a positive note, I heard that a lot of high-level government people may have been exposed. That's pretty sweet.
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